Literally Just a Rant
ABOUT THIS POEM...
This poem is one of my most recent, and now one of my favorites. I received the prompt at the beginning of the 2025-2026 school year, focusing on the fluidity of language and how a word has changed over generationally. Literally Just a Rant is quite simply it’s title as it’s unhinged rant of both my life and the meaning of the word literally.
Literally, this takes forever,
It lasts an eternity writing a poem.
Trying greatly to be clever, but did you
Ever realize not much rhymes with poem?
Right and left are letters
All ranging from A to Z
Living through my keyboard, is quite
Literally killing me.
You might think I’m exaggerating
I swear to you I’m not. Suddenly
My head finds essay’s aggravating,
Delaying me in every thought.
Yes, I’m aware, some may think
It has been said too much.
Now I’m wasting all my ink
Generously on a word I use as my crutch.
I am literally running on caffeine
There's no other kind of fuel.
My brain works like a machine
It’s overworked and treated cruel.
The more times that I say this word
Makes me think it's overused.
Reading the poem aloud sounds slurred,
As well as messy, tangled and fused.
There’s not much left to say now,
Because I’ve-literally-said enough.
I’ll write one final line somehow:
Being a poet sure is tough.
Other Stories
The Art of Moving on
Written by Presley Tobey '28I grew up acutely aware of the fact that I was the youngest. I was constantly picked on and ignored when I wanted to play because my siblings were ”too mature” to play dolls or build block towers. As I grew up so did they, and as I started...